snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

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theycalledherlove:

bambiash:

gulping:

method-oneclinic:

gulping:

americans make cheese toasties IN A PAN??? and call it ‘grilled cheese’

I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

Wtf is a cheese toasty and how else are you supposed to cook it if not in a pan

USING A GRILL WHERE IS THE CONFUSION DO YOU CALL IT A PANNED CHEESE

wait…you guys make toasties in pans?

my fucking question here is why the fuck are you guys calling them cheese toasties if you’re not making it in a toaster

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"Both heterosexuals and homosexuals view bisexuality with misunderstanding, mistrust, hostility, and alienation. These scenarios do not leave bisexuals in the situation often referred to as ‘‘having the best of both worlds,’’ because ‘both worlds are closets’."

from Attitudes and Self-Images of Male and Female Bisexuals by Carol D. Bronn

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"32,975"

That’s the number of arrest warrants issued in Ferguson last year for nonviolent crimes. Compare that to the population of 21,135 people.

Ferguson is making bank off its own citizens

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defilerwyrm:

thegreenwolf:

xtori34:

Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and

Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.

That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.

Now I wish I could draw because I’d love to draw this.

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i tried

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nipplebutt:

nipplebutt:

why do band aids only come in white people skin color

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